How is that again?

To set the record straight, some medical advice is downright funny, in a weird way. I currently suffer from an uncomfortable condition that is proving to turn chronic, it’s nothing serious, it’s just Chronic Dry Eye, CDE as they say. The doctor asks you about your life style, you tell them you spend most of your waking hours staring either at a computer screen or a book. S/he prescribes artificial tears – which come in cute individually packed sterile sachets that cost monthly more than my first kitchen. So, out of your interest in holistic and natural medicine, not the monthly cost giving you vertigo at the moment – which is another unpleasant condition that is a serious candidate for turning chronic, you inquire what else you can do to relieve the condition. “You can remind yourself to blink more frequently”. What is that? How do you REMIND yourself to blink? I mean guys, please, when you see me, do me a favor and tell me to blink.