الاثنين، سبتمبر 03، 2007

How is that again?

To set the record straight, some medical advice is downright funny, in a weird way. I currently suffer from an uncomfortable condition that is proving to turn chronic, it’s nothing serious, it’s just Chronic Dry Eye, CDE as they say. The doctor asks you about your life style, you tell them you spend most of your waking hours staring either at a computer screen or a book. S/he prescribes artificial tears – which come in cute individually packed sterile sachets that cost monthly more than my first kitchen. So, out of your interest in holistic and natural medicine, not the monthly cost giving you vertigo at the moment – which is another unpleasant condition that is a serious candidate for turning chronic, you inquire what else you can do to relieve the condition. “You can remind yourself to blink more frequently”. What is that? How do you REMIND yourself to blink? I mean guys, please, when you see me, do me a favor and tell me to blink.

3 Comments:

Blogger whynot said...

أزال المؤلف هذا التعليق.

الاثنين, سبتمبر 03, 2007 11:35:00 م  
Blogger whynot said...

with all respect to our common friend... this problem needs an innovative solution!! ...u need simply to develop some basbasah capabilities !! why do u think boys are all day standing on the street corners winking at girls passing by ??!! just to keep there eyes lubricated !! (we mesh 3awez ta3ly2at aby7a pls!)
so u just have to consider ur PC or ur book as a MOZZ me3ady we teghmeziloh kol shewaya .. bass .. 3ady ya3ny !! we salimily 3ala el feminism !!!

الثلاثاء, سبتمبر 04, 2007 12:31:00 ص  
Blogger shiro said...

I guess your doctor had a point.

are you driving a car? most drivers will tell you stories about how their brains got wired up doing odd things that is only relevant while driving. personally, I find myself looking upwards when a loud sound comes from behind. why ? because this is where the rear-view mirror is when I'm driving!

so I believe that people can train (or remind or re-program) their brains to do strange and non trivial things.

Just give it a try, establish a routine of blinking every second or so. may be it will work. certainly it will be lots fun :D

الأربعاء, سبتمبر 05, 2007 12:39:00 ص  

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